(Hook)
/If your dick don't harden to this song/
/Well then it probably won't harden again/
/So, unzip your pants, and touch my chest/
/And pull out your happiness/
(JubbyFUK Verse)
(Hook)
/If your dick don't harden to this song/
/Well then it probably won't harden again/
/So, unzip your pants, and touch my chest/
/And pull out your happiness/
(Crocker Verse)
/I mean… alright, as long as it's cool/ For me not to do it, I'd feel like a fool/ So let's make with the happiness, pulling' and such/ Chest touch, stress rush, maybe losing a nut/ Crocker, take out a "c" and the "er"/ Whatcha got there? *giggles*…./ Pulled it out so much, I'm facing some charges/ And waiting on results that might callous and harden/ The evidence alone was slanderous, damaging/ Local strip club, with my penis, I'm brandishing/ Told the judge, if he was me, he would too/ See a big-breasted woman, play peek-a-boo/ Held me in contempt, gave a sentence of three months/ I said man, that's bullshit, blame my tree trunk/ Moral of the story, if you pull, pull with caution/ Vigilante lumberjack, I'm constantly logging/
(Hook)
/If your dick don't harden to this song/
/Well then it probably won't harden again/
/So, unzip your pants, and touch my chest/
/And pull out your happiness/
Hillary:
Now, I don't know why I wrote this song, but it came to me at 3am/ So I pulled out a pen, and wrote this shit down, and that's where my story begins/ Now, this song's not about drugs and sex. Just talkin' bout a healthy erection/ So, I ain't got a dick, but don't be a prick, just pull out your happiness/ No, you can't be sad, when you're pullin' out your happiness!
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